on massive label Island. It features that other american R n B artist Nicki Minaj, one more of those ladies in the ever revolving door of singers who will never be En Vogue. Also no one in their right mind, or over the age of 14 dyes their hair leopard print - yeah, i am talking to you Minaj.

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Anyway, it’s called Make Me Proud and it’s probably quite good - except despite the money being thrown at the artists, the online player they sent to me so I could listen to the song doesn’t seem to be working (on this shiny new computer). I’ve had to faff about with log ins, and there isnt even a video to embed and there is probably a picture, but we’re talking about music so what good is a picture. So this is another rant about how dumb big labels are, we want to listen and share, and then we’ll decide whether to fork out the £15 for the album under the guise of ‘buying it for mum’ this Christmas.

I will also acknowledge that I am reasonably lazy too so this pratting about that major labels do so that they can make as much money as possible and make sure that can catch ‘criminals’ that want to participate in music culture… is made worse by how much I do not want to log in and download and read disclaimers and feel accused today.

The song is probably great, I wouldn’t know. It’s out November 14th - 2 days after my birthday.